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Swine flu

Being as I don’t write much about current events, more about what’s revolving around me physically and, indeed, mentally, I thought I’d give tackling this ‘pandemic’ a try.

So, uh on the morning of Thursday 30th of April, how many people in the UK were suffering from this deadly, highly contagious disease? 5? Oh, so that’s 5 out of 60,943,912?

Contagious and deadly, huh?

And same question for the world? Roughly 3,000, 2,500 of which being in Mexico, out of 6,706,993,152? Hmm… So you mean to tell me that, as member of the United Kingdom, my risk of getting swine flu is 1 in 12,188,782 and, as an individual, it is 1 in 2,235,664? And I should be worried?

Jesus, something gone seriously wrong somewhere…

Goodnoodle xx