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Green Light

Today I went out on my moped and played a quick game. This is what I am about to relay to you. Sit tight.

Well I went into town to see Coraline, a film of which I do not express major opinion as it was pretty epic but at the same time didn’t really impress its epicness upon me, and on the way back I was heading towards a clear green light thinking,

Don’t change you bastard.

It changed. So I thought ‘Fuck” you know; as you do when one is encompassed in such a situation. Then I realised that there was about a 9 car queue behind me so I decided to play ‘See how long you can sit at a green light before someone decides that their voice is much better at getting your attention than their horn’. Or SHLYCSAAGLBSDTTVIMBAGYATTH for short*. Now, I don’t know if you got an idea of the rules from the name of the game, but here’s a step-by-step guide to how you play -

1. Stop at a red light
2. Check if you’re first in the queue - if so you are free to play
3. Notice when the light turns green
4. Start counting
5. Record what number you get to before somebody gets pissed off enough to give up beeping their horn and physically lean out of their window and shout at you

There you have it. I got to 8.

Seconds.

The woman behind me was obviously retarded.

Goodnoodle x

*highlight this and tell your computer to say it - shlycsaaglbsdttvimbagyatth