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Pussy Juice

Yeah, bit of a strange title, but there is a reason other than downright perversity.

On Monday Tim set up a house party being as my parents are away for a bit with guests including his girlfriend and Mike. Yeah I know you don’t know Mike, but out of all the people in the world that you should know, you should want to know him the most. Anyhoo the party was due to begin at 8:00pm which didn’t happen because Tim burst a tyre trying to handbrake turn into a bus stop. Idiot.

So it was just me and Sass (said girlfriend of brethren) at home watching Flight of the Conchords and being generally bored. So I decided to fix us up a couple of cocktails because I’m nice like that. They were fucking awesome so here is the recipe -

In a wine glass/goblet/similar sized tumbler

2 shots of vodka

2 shots of gin

Top up with Schweppes Cloudy Lemonade

Squeeze of fresh lemon juice

Squeeze of fresh lime juice

Strong right? Feels like you’re drinking sanitiser. Oh and it’s called a Pussy Juice because Sass (who is also my drinking buddy) decided that it’s sweet and looks like squirt.

Enjoy xx