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What the fucking FUCK?

Alright guys, we’ve come out with a lovely pretty new detergent for our company, Fairy Liquid. Now… how to advertise it..? Paul?

Well, I’m thinking, my kid loves his little push scooter and gets very jealous of the kids on our street who have Ultra-Scooter-Cleaner 200000’s, consequently making their scooters bitchingly cleaner, and obviously, superior. So how about we capitalise on this and fit something to do with kids into the Fairy jingle? After all, the kids of today are the adults of tomorrow.

You make an excellent point Paul. Now to Nigel the retarded by-product of a broken prophylactic to expend on this…

NOW HANDS THAT DO DISHES CAN GET EVERYTHING SPARKLING CLEAN BUT UNFORTUNATELY YOU CAN’T FIT YOUR SCOOTER IN!

Nigel… That’s absolutely fucking BRILLIANT. Have some money.

God I hate adverts x

Ps. P-Pow-Pow!