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For some reason I imagine David Mitchell saying this

Help… Having confidence crisis. Feeling bloated and uncomfortable… Not easy to pull off ‘Sun Godess’ when you feel like… *sigh* Must listen to advice from decidedly confident friend, and try Activia!

Activia, with its exclusive culture of TESTICLES, HOT, JUICY TESTICLES; TESTICLES IS HOW ACTIVIA WORKS.

Now who’s feeling more beach babe than beach ball?

Help deflate that bloated feeling with Activia. Now in mango.

Sorry, again with the adverts… It was late…

Toodles x