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A quick trip into my mind Pt. 26

Okay, this is a slightly surreal one. I was watching Family Guy earlier and it was the one where Peter is dressed up as a clown in an army unit intoning,

“You guys are all stupid; see, they’re gonna be looking for army guys.”

setting my brain whirling, finally concocting this idea -

If the government shelled out some cash to buy a giant penis suit for each and every soldier then the enemy would be so fucking confused.

I did toy with the idea of them dressing up like clowns like in the Family Guy sketch, but they’d get over that too quickly. No; the only one for it is the penis idea because a giant penis is universally either a giant shock, or paralyzing hilarity.

Either’s good

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